Northern Californians
have an irrational fear of the ocean. Our water is beautiful, swirling blue
under the flippers of sea lions and lying calm in bays on the distant horizon,
but it is FREEZING. On even the hottest days of the year the water shocks the
nervous system when it hits, and only complete guppies like my brother can
stand splashing around for any length of time. Going to the ocean was always a
natural and frequent event but in my whole life I barely ever got in past my
ankles.
I thought about that
as I sat on the edge of a small covered motorboat and stared into the faceted
crystal Solomon waters, the bright yellow sun already warming my snorkeling
mask. I had to screw my face up to remember my hemisphere and threw myself
flippers-first in to the -thankfully warm- water.
It was like falling
into a different dream- the light changed and the scenery fell away and through
the spray of bubbles caused by my own fall I could make out the coral wall and
all the things living on and around it; a glistening, busy, swaying world.
But I'm getting ahead
of myself.
I was on the motorboat
with Connie's mom and cousin, watching Roycie take pictures of the Gizo waterfront. There was the Gizo
Hotel, the warf, the market, a row of shops, PT 109, and then the Petrol shop
owned by Mike, Connie's Dad and another Peace Corp lifer. As we went Connie's
mom pointed out where the Tsunami had washed away houses and where the
earthquake had exposed coral. At the petrol station someone had drawn a stick
figure human and house about to be overtaken by a wall of spray paint
water. The fear in the flailing stick
figure limbs and the menace in the blue curve of the wave was real.
We drove into the main
Gizo drag and Roycie and I bought Connie's mom lunch at the PT109 Restaurant
and Yaht Club, which was frequented by the same retired over-sunned white
couples that probably inhabit small corners of every island in the world. I
thought it was pretty rich of them to move to someone else's country and start
a club that only they could afford to belong to, but what do I know. Lunch was
the standard fare for the islands: sandwiches, Hawaiian and Thai inspired rice
dishes, and fish and chips (with sweet potato, not real fries). Since the
islanders don't often eat out there isn't really any "authentic" food to be had
for the purchasing. But it tasted good anyway.
Now that we were on
Gizo Roycie and I were dying to be in the water. The cool ocean that was all
around looked inviting but was filled inconveniently with rocks and ships and
probably not all that clean. Alas, there was enough civilization even in Gizo
that getting in the water required more preparation than merely getting in the
water. So we went instead to the small office of Dive Gizo, through a storage
shed filled with air tanks and wetsuits, past a dimly lit room full of
overpriced carvings and sunken treasures, and finally into a cramped office
flooded with paper and heat from computer screens. We sat down on broken rolly
chairs and watched a small terrier chew through some spreadsheats while a
freckly-armed Australian woman ignored us for ten minutes, undoubtedly assuming
(correctly) that the two American girls in front of her were too poor for the
$500 beginners diving class. With many meaningful glances at the price menu and
at each other, we settled on snorkeling early the next day.
Connie's family's
house in Gizo, while too far up the hill to have been affected by the Tsunami,
was seriously damaged by the earthquake. Connie's mom drove us up the very
bumpy hill to where it stands empty, the 360 view of the island, the sea, and
the sun, enjoyed only by the family dogs who still hang around. Unscathed,
however, was the "old house", a perfectly comfortable cabin down the road with
a working toilet and rain tank for showers. Roycie and I set up a mosquito net
over the biggest bed, poured mosquito repellent on everything and headed back
down the hill again.
We decided to eat at
the Gizo hotel, both because the gas in the kitchen was broken and because we
heard that there would be entertainment that night. The night wasn't cool enough to justify the jeans and long
sleeved shirts we were wearing, but neither of us were taking anti-malarial
medication and were living on the safe side. We walked slowly down the steep
muddy road, marveling at the clear starred sky while taking care not to step on
any frogs or trip over the many potholes and rocks.
The dining room at the Gizo hotel is all bamboo and gold-toned wood, and
ceiling fans and open space. We were greeted at the door by a tall islander
with a face so pretty it made me doubt his gender, and a tight-fitting orange
shirt that made me doubt it more. But a
decidedly male, albeit honey-colored voice said, "Hello. Welcome to the Gizo
Hotel"
Roycie greeted him in
Pidgin, and they began the usual ritual of discovering mutual acquaintances and
distant wontok in common, and he introduced us to the other expats in the room;
two New Zealander RAMSEY (peace keeping forces) guys, and one case worker for
unicef who earned a permanent spot in Roycie's black books by making fun of her
major in English.
Actually, he was pretty much an asshole all around, and when he left the
conversation went much smoother. The guys told us about being peace keepers in
a relatively peaceful place, and explained (at least a little bit) their
reasons for joining up with an organization that could have practically sent
them anywhere. Royce explained her background (which took a lot less time in
the Islands than back in the States), and then I had to relate my fairly
unusual tale about being American but living in Japan and deciding to come to
the Solomons because "why not".
The RAMSEY offered us
some SolBrew "Well you two certainly seem well- traveled and windswept and
interesting."
We sphinx smiled at
them but were interrupted by 8 nearly naked boys covered in paint that came
dancing into the restaurant. They made their way to the front of the tables and
formed a line, stomping and miming and chanting occasionally.
"Oh, I know this one," Royce told me "it's a fishing dance."
About halfway through
the dancing she elbowed me and directed my attention to a greasy-haired American
with a camera who was staring at the dancing boys with an intense, nearly
lustful stare. We made round eyes at each other and giggled, and nearly died
when he snuck his way to the front of the tables and crouched behind a chair to
take closer pictures at loincloth-level. We winced and made pedophilia jokes
but I at least wasn't serious. The man wasn't a child-pervert. He was a
cultural pervert, who traveled from far away to take the overtly exotic back
home in 35mm form for bragging rights and a general glow of superiority. In
either case it was creepy.
The RAMSEY left after
the show and Jafa came to chat and invite us to a buffet the next night. We
promised to come, although we warned him that we would both likely be
water-logged and burnt after a long day in the water. "Oh honey, don't worry
about it" he cooed, so we didn't.
"And make sure you put
sunscreen on your legs", the freckly armed woman warned in her particularly
Australian drawl. People always cover up their top halves and forget about
their bottoms and then get scorched. You might want to drape a towel over your
knees even."
An Auzzie couple was
hefting oxygen tanks into a wheel barrow and letting some islanders take it
away.
"So, you guys
snorkelers or divers?" they asked.
"Snorkelers." I said.
"Can't you tell?"
Roycie giggled. They said nothing.
We were both wearing
lava lava's (sarongs) and her boyfriend's old dress shirts on over our swimsuits
and had bought some coconut frond hats from the souvenir shop to further
protect us from the sun.
"And remember that the
water acts as a magnifying glass for the sun" The woman continued as we climbed
into the covered motorboat. So keep covered even when you're in the water, as
much as you can" We nodded but she eyed us skeptically, as though we hadn't
really understood her. "OK then, have fun."
And we were off, away
from Ghizo and into the open sea.
I was beginning to
love motorboat travel. The tiny islands zipping by on the horizon, the cool
spray of blue from the sky and water, the barefoot native standing by the motor
and directing its course on order from the barefoot native at the front of the
boat squinting his eagle eyes into the sun and crooking his finger. just.
slightly. Its just enough motion, just jarring enough to remind you that you're
moving. To make you feel like you're really going somewhere. I tried not to
waste too much film on my special underwater camera but Roycie and I found it
hard to resist on the 20 minute ride to the reef. Our guides dropped us off at
one place and took the scuba couple someplace else and we were left to our own
watery devices.
Snorkeling was
strange. I can't even really describe it. Once the mask was firmly secured to
my face and my breathing calm and regulated, I could float upside- down for
indefinite lengths of time, moving slowly over anemone and coral, watching
pairs of angel fish or a gang of guppies, and looking out occasionally into the
depths to see huge schools of comically cylindrical fish. It was like being
there but not being there. The scene was so perfect- the water was teeming
with life and color and movement. It was exactly like a nature program. My
goggles were the screen and the fish were just projections and all I needed was
some lightly accented baritone narration.
I realized how
wonderful it was that such a huge portion of the world has access to little
boxes that can bring the arctic to the rainforest and the ocean to the desert,
and how we can know what things look like that we've never seen and what things
sound like that we've never really heard.
But simultaneously I thought that it was a bit unfair to the person who
actually took the trouble to ride an elephant or see a polar bear or swim with
clownfish that she should finally experience something wonderful and find
herself thinking that it was just like watching TV.
For lunch our guides took us to a small island and made us broiled fish, veggies and flavored rice in a huge pot. We piled the rice into rolled banana leaves and ate with our hands. Roycie combed the island looking for her favorite kind of coconut; the kind with a sprout coming out of the side. She found several and began a long shucking attempt with some help from our guides. The Australians tried their hand at it as well, and laughed about being able to brag to their kids that Daddy spent his weekend diving and breaking open coconuts with his bare hands. The coconut was at the stage when the liquid inside had hardened into this weird sponge-y cream. The Australians weren't fans but Royce and I loved it and used the coconut halves as rice bowls once we had eaten it all.
We got back in the water in the afternoon, although Roycie freaked out and went back in the boat after we spied a small black shark lurking in the depths. She lazed around on the boat talking to the guides while I continued swimming. When she finally got back in the water she said. "I think I'm related to the one with the dreds."
So the fish swam in the water and swayed with the tide, and the sun beat down on the small of my back- the one place I had forgotten to cover- and gave me the worst burn of my life, the salt water stayed salty and the islands stayed all white and gleaming and covered in coconut trees. And I was there to see it, and I smiled.































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